t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
I can fix that:
No that sounds ridiculous
Just saw a party bus
i got my charger
i didn’t see nor hear the wasp
but i won’t be able to sleep tonight until i know it’s dead
shit, that reminds me of the time when there was a wasp in my room and i thought it was a motherfucking fly so i SWATTED AT IT AND HIT IT AND IT GOT PISSED AND I REALIZED IT WAS A WASP AND I WAS LIKE SHIT I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE and then it flew peacefully out the window
wow it sucks when you get no notes on a text post like do you realize I had to use energy to type, move the cursor, click publish dO YOU KNOW THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS I PUT INTO EACH ONE?
you have a nice butt
a hilarious joke
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq