ghostbono:

thoughtnami:

ghostbono:

t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:

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No that sounds ridiculous

(Source: genderrodriguez, via dontworrybekarl)

Just saw a party bus

myraggedydetective:

spookynerdwp:

i got my charger

i didn’t see nor hear the wasp

but i won’t be able to sleep tonight until i know it’s dead

help me

shit, that reminds me of the time when there was a wasp in my room and i thought it was a motherfucking fly so i SWATTED AT IT AND HIT IT AND IT GOT PISSED AND I REALIZED IT WAS A WASP AND I WAS LIKE SHIT I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE and then it flew peacefully out the window

(Source: gaytectives, via athelstn)

thatonechinoy:

wow it sucks when you get no notes on a text post like do you realize I had to use energy to type, move the cursor, click publish dO YOU KNOW THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS I PUT INTO EACH ONE?

(Source: rhydonmyhardon, via 314eater)

STOP SCROLLING.

you have a nice butt

OKAY. CONTINUE.

(Source: dirty-purple-suit, via toodopetoexist)

robertpaulson:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

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ondeafears1:

askinnyblackman:

zyrthi:

whenever i get upset i just look up “happy chairs” on google. i mean, look

they’re so happy being chairs, it brings a smile to my face

they’re happy because they know they’re gonna get some ass

Reblogging for that comment ^

(Source: unqodly, via toodopetoexist)